2 Guys: Pregnancy

Guy 2: Dude, I just got back from the doctor. I’m pregnant.

Guy 1: No, no you’re not.

Guy 2: Oh, so you know more than the doctor, then?

Guy 1: You’re not a woman. You can’t get pregnant.

Guy 2: That’s what I thought, too. But the doctor said it’s possible, although it’s really rare.

Guy 1: But…there’s no womb.

Guy 2: Don’t need one. He was telling me about this one patient of his, Zeus, gave birth to his daughter. She came out the top of his head.

Guy 1: Yeah…that’s Greek mythology.

Guy 2: I know, dude! It was based on a true story.

Guy 1: What is this doctor’s name?

Guy 2: Hobo Sal.

Guy 1: Hobo Sal?

Guy 2: Yeah. He’s a hobo, but he’s also got his Doctorate’s.

Guy 1: I see. And Dr. Hobo Sal said that you’re pregnant, and you’re going to give birth out the top of your head?

Guy 2: Yes.

Guy 1: Oh. All right then. So, you’ll be having a kid soon.

Guy 2: Hell no! I’m not going to bring a child into this world without a father. Hobo Sal scheduled me in for an abortion.

Guy 1: He did what?

Guy 2: Yeah. He’s going to use something called a “treffin,” or something.

Guy 1: A “trephine”?

Guy 2: Yeah, that thing.

Guy 1: So, you’re going to let a hobo drill a hole through your skull in order to abort your unborn daughter?

Guy 2: Yes.

Guy 1: And you don’t see a problem with that?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: You know what: I think you should have the operation. You’ll have fun.

Guy 2: Oh, good. I’m glad I have your support.