You want to get this over with as quickly as possible. You place the barrel of the gun against your temple and gently squeeze the trigger.

* * *

The next thing you know, you are standing before a large gate. The gate’s inscription has mostly worn away with age. You try to read what it says. The best you can make out is: “Band ‘N’ Hop. Enter Here.” So, this must be some sort of dance club. You never liked those much, but there doesn’t seem to be anywhere else to go.

Before you step through, you feel a hand on your shoulder. You turn around to see an old man.

“Welcome,” he says. “I am Virgil. Shall I give you a tour?”

Somehow, you’ve decided that this is definitely not where you wanted to end up.

Try again, Loser!