“I’ll take those nuclear weapons off of your hands,” you say.

“Great doing business with you,” says Chet.

You hang up the phone and begin plotting how best to utilize your new weapons. You’ve bought a lot. Enough to remove most of the world populace.

But then, another thought crosses your mind. What about the remainder of the world? Just because you kill most of it, the remaining people are too likely to band together and kill you. That doesn’t seem like much of a victory. Perhaps you shouldn’t do this after all.

• Do you do it anyway?
• Do you do it anyway, and then pretend to be sorry about it?
• Do you do it anyway, but are actually sorry about it?
• Do you not do it?