You decide that the best course of action is to take out your aggressions on the person who has wronged you the most. That person is, of course, the blasted hero Lovemonger. Time and again he has foiled your plans for world takeover. It’s time he paid the ultimate price. With him out of the way, your plans are guaranteed success.

But he can hardly be considered the only person who ever wronged you. Thinking back, you realize that most of your anger goes back to your 8th grade shop class, where the teacher ridiculed all your attempts at traps, weapons, and birdhouses. Surely he should be eliminated for causing your present state of mind. And actually, aren’t there still more people you could blame? Who should you kill?

• Do you kill Lovemonger?
• Do you kill your old shop teacher?
• Do you kill God?