“I am going to feed you to my sharks,” you say to him. You then push the large button on your desk. The floor beneath Lovemonger opens up, and drops him into your shark tank. There is a satisfying splash as he hits the water.

But something’s wrong. You don’t hear Lovemonger’s screams of agony, and the water isn’t becoming stained with his blood. You require a closer inspection.

You walk over to the edge of the trapdoor and look down. Lovemonger is playing with the sharks. They are carefree and splashing nicely.

Wait a minute. Those aren’t sharks. Dammit! You mistakenly dropped Lovemonger into your tank of playful dolphins. Embarrassed, you decide to go straight to bed.

Try again, Loser!