“I’m going to feed you to my sharks,” you say to him. You push the large button on your desk.

Lovemonger braces himself for impact with the cold water. Nothing happens, of course. The floor doesn’t open up, Lovemonger doesn’t fall, and sharks don’t circle around before greedily gobbling him up.

The button on your desk isn’t actually connected to a trapdoor. It isn’t connected to anything. The only reason you have it there is to distract Lovemonger long enough for you to reach into the desk drawer, pull out your gun, and shoot him in the head. And this is precisely what you do.

Congratulations! Try again?