You decide to summon up an undefeatable demon army to smite your enemies. With an army of demon warriors, no one would ever defy you again. Suddenly, it would be you taking lunch money from the bullies, and no girl would ever turn you down for the prom again. Yes! You will create an undeniable utopia, where all men are treated equally, except for you, of course, who would be treated drastically superior to everybody else.

You walk over to your bookshelf and begin thumbing through your copy of So, You Want to Summon a Demon Army and Take Over the Planet? You find the appropriate chapter and read through it.

Hm… It seems that the techniques for proper demon summoning were lost ages ago. Well, how are you supposed to summon an ancient demon army if you don’t even know how to begin? What do you propose to do about this problem?

• Do you use your time machine to learn the long-lost secrets of demonology?
• Do you try and figure it out by yourself, without any assistance?