You don’t think that you could stomach sacrificing a live animal. You may be evil, but you’re not unnecessarily cruel. Instead, you decide to sacrifice the piece of toast. It’s crispy and delicious, and no demon could resist its intoxicating bouquet.

However, as any toast connoisseur will tell you, you just cannot eat it plain. To make a proper toast sacrifice, you’re going to need to spread something upon it.

You rush to your refrigerator and take out two jars. One jar is marked “jam,” and the other jar is marked “mayonnaise.” But, which one would be more inviting to demons from the Netherworld?

• Do you spread your toast with jam?
• Do you spread your toast with mayonnaise?