You are the Dark Lord of the Earth. Your evil intent is matched only by your cunning nature. You have built an elaborate Fortress of Doom, filled with prisons and traps for your enemies, as well as luxurious living quarters for yourself. And, though the world’s populace isn’t aware of it yet, you are to be the first ruler of Earth.

But first of all, why are you evil? What is your motivation? Is it power? Greed? Hate? Or just general insanity?

• Are you motivated by an overwhelming desire to control all that exists?
• Are you motivated by a need for wealth and material riches? (COMING SOON)
• Are you motivated by the wanton destruction of everyone who was ever born?
• Are you motivated by the voices in your head?