You flee from your fortress, never to look back. You plan to one day take back your fortress and kill Captain Awesome, but it never comes about. Instead, you get a reputation for being a coward, and become the laughing stock of the villain community. Your membership to the Legion of Doom is suspended, your Queen leaves you, and General Murch and Speviroth go on to have successful villain careers on their own. Alone and depressed, you turn to alcohol as an answer, and eventually die from a combination of liver cancer and shame.

Try again, Loser!