Sure, you may have experienced some set-backs today, but it’s nothing you can’t overcome. Now, when you find the real Talisman, your victory shall be so much sweeter. For now, though, you’re going to have sex with your wife.

Afterward, as you lie in your bed, her arm draped over your chest, you reflect on your day. So, you didn’t conquer the planet with the power of a god. Big deal. You did make love to a beautiful and likeminded woman, and isn’t that almost as good? Satisfied, you close your eyes and drift to sleep.

Try again, Lover!