Vampires

(22:37:47) Willy C!: what do you think? Robot Vampires: Fact or Fiction?

(22:38:21) Paladin086: Fact
(22:38:22) Paladin086: totally
(22:38:42) Paladin086: when they get out into the sunlight, they melt because they're made of mercury
(22:38:44) Paladin086: or something like that

(22:47:04) Willy C!: wait. how does darkness make mercury not liquid?
(22:54:09) Willy C!: and also, is there some form of robot garlic that can kill them?

(00:30:10) Paladin086: I don't know, and yes

(00:30:39) Willy C!: you took a while to answer that. i accuse you of having to fact check
(00:30:49) Willy C!: extensively

(00:32:09) Paladin086: Nah, i just wasn't here

(00:32:31) Willy C!: because you were at the library researching robot vampires

(00:32:39) Paladin086: You got me

(00:32:46) Willy C!: damn straight

(00:34:14) Paladin086: how about this
(00:34:18) Paladin086: So they are made of mercury
(00:34:27) Paladin086: But the mercury is surrounded by hard chocolate
(00:34:37) Paladin086: And when they go in the sun, the chocolate melts, and all the mercury leaks out

(00:36:28) Willy C!: however, their chocolate fangs are not strong enough to actually puncture another robot's neck. so, in actuality, their only crime was being born delicious

(00:36:39) Paladin086: sweet
(00:36:48) Paladin086: delicious, but if you try to eat them, you'll die
(00:36:52) Paladin086: or become retarded

(00:37:24) Willy C!: but then you can sue
(00:37:28) Willy C!: or your living relatives can

(00:37:59) Paladin086: no, because your relatives become robot vampires just by being around you

(00:38:52) Willy C!: except, are they technically robots if they're made of chocolate?

(00:39:35) Paladin086: yeah, because they have metal in them

(00:39:39) Willy C!: i mean, sure, they're filled with Mercury, but that's only three ingredients away from nouget

(00:39:59) Paladin086: well they aren't human
(00:40:02) Paladin086: and they are animate
(00:40:06) Paladin086: and made of metal
(00:40:12) Paladin086: so I think you could classify that as a robot

(00:40:25) Willy C!: no, they're made of chocolate. they're filled with metal
(00:40:28) Willy C!: big difference
(00:40:37) Willy C!: the Cadbury bunny's got my back on this one

(00:41:03) Paladin086: he's filled with caramel though

(00:41:05) Willy C!: i think it'd be more accurate to call them golems
(00:41:18) Willy C!: yes. and you wouldn't say that he's made of caramel
(00:41:24) Willy C!: because he's made of chocolate

(00:41:55) Paladin086: but not entirely

(00:43:02) Willy C!: of course he is. the caramel is completely unnecessary. if you drain it out, he still remains a chocolate bunny. but if you remove the chocolate, he ceases to be a bunny and is reduced to a gooey puddle

(00:43:28) Paladin086: Hmm
(00:43:32) Paladin086: Ok then
(00:44:00) Paladin086: A robot vampire would be made of solid mercury (possible by an internal cooling method that conducts the cold through the metal because metal conducts well)
(00:44:09) Paladin086: And inside there could also be chocolate I guess
(00:44:10) Paladin086: How about that?
(00:45:28) Paladin086: But, the cooling unit would only be functional enough at night, because in the day there is too much heat
(00:45:37) Paladin086: so at night, he has to sleep in an industrial meat freezer

(00:45:42) Willy C!: okay, that works. however, it does beg the question as to what the purpose of the chocolate is
(00:46:04) Willy C!: does it use chocolate for fuel?

(00:46:36) Paladin086: and by at night, I mean during the day
(00:46:41) Paladin086: he's not a reverse robotic vampire

(00:46:44) Willy C!: or, does the chocolate contain vampiric hormones, so when he bites you, he's actually injecting vampire chocolate into you which turns you into a vampire

(00:46:56) Paladin086: yes, that's it
(00:47:01) Paladin086: and it's so good, you can't resist
(00:47:24) Paladin086: But also, the coolant can run on chocolate too, that sounds pretty good

(00:47:28) Willy C!: and i've just decided that McHelmski's website should start including our IM conversations

(00:47:31) Paladin086: a chocolate powered air conditioner
(00:47:34) Paladin086: haha
(00:47:38) Paladin086: I like it, not a bad idea
(00:47:43) Paladin086: save this one, and I'll put it on later

(00:47:48) Willy C!: already done
(00:47:54) Willy C!: Trillian auto saves all of them
(00:49:55) Willy C!: [00:48] Rabidwombat42: we just had an entire discussion on whether or not robot vampires can be made of chocolate
[00:48] aurorablueraven: that would be delicious
[00:48] Rabidwombat42: ah, but the catch is that they have a creamy center of mercury, so if you eat one, you die

(00:50:27) Paladin086: haha